As a real lion fan and a meth addict, I love this site. But I'm really sick right now, and I was wondering if someone can help.

Yea me and mojo lion both got out of work around the same time and from the tuff day at work we decided to go for a couple a drinks. well mojo lion got drunk and accsidently mualed me. i mean im ok even though im horribly scar, but he's still cool.

A Mojo Lion saved my life! I was 9 months pregnant, and was in a terrible car accident. The car caught on fire and trapped me! A Mojo Lion came to the rescue, got me out of the car, and delivered my baby on the side of the road! Thank you Mojo Lion!

A co-workers mojolion was once kind enough to hump my cubicle. Keep up the good work mojo lions!