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| Q.) Why do Lions eat raw meat? A.) Because they don't know how to cook! Q.) What's a Lion copy machine called? A.) A "Copy-Cat!" Q.) Why did the Lions eat the preacher? A.) Because he told them to put away their pride! Q.) Why did the lion loose at poker? A.) Because he was playing with a cheetah! A lion spots a monkey walking through the jungle. He grabs him by the neck and roars "Who's the king of the jungle?” The frightened monkey says, "You are, of course, your majesty." The lion does this to several other animals, with the same results. Then the lion goes up to an elephant, grabs him by the trunk and roars, "Who's the king of the jungle?" The elephant picks the lion up with his trunk, bounces him a few times on the ground, grabs his tail, twirls the lion around over his head, and then lets him go flying into a mud puddle. The lion looks up at the elephant and says, "Well, if you don't know the answer, just say so!” Q.) Who helps older Lions cross the street? A.) Cub Scouts! Q.) Where do Lions live? A.) On "MANE" Street! Q.) Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for his job? A.) Because he takes "pride" in his appearance! Q.) What job does a lion have at a newspaper? A.) He runs the Linotype machine! Q.) Where does a lion sleep? A.) Anywhere it wants to! A couple of zoologists decided to give a lion a cell phone in order to keep track of his whereabouts. Unfortunately, whenever they tried to call, the lion was busy! A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp. More Jokes >> |
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